User blog:Tofutush/Lyrics, I guess

The Real Pink Pony

 * May I have your attention please
 * May I have your attention please
 * Will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down
 * I said, will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down
 * Uh, we're gonna have a problem here


 * Y'all act like you never seen a pink pony before
 * Eyes on the floor, like Mrs. Cake is being a whore
 * With me babysitting worse than before
 * Apples to the core? That apple core is rotten now


 * (ew)


 * And now Twilight's like
 * Oh, no, what a catastrophe
 * She didn't use the legend of the mirror pool, did she


 * And then Spike said
 * Nothing, you bronies
 * Spike's a bone-head, he's hiding under his bed


 * Brony guys love Pinkie Pie
 * (Chooga chooga choo~)


 * Pinkie Pie, I'm sick of her, look at her
 * Hoppin' around shakin' her you-know-what
 * In front of you-know-who
 * Yeah but she's so fun though


 * Yeah I probably consumed too much sugar and sodium
 * But no worse than what's going on on Nickelodeon
 * Sometimes I wanna go on TV and just cut cheese
 * But I can't, nor can't Cheese cut Pinkie